I Hate Breakcore

by **tangofingers** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:44 pm

That was just the most heartwrenching biog ever...

by **noclip** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:47 pm

about me -
i am having the week off work because when i try to make wee-wee blood comes out instead.
i love - antibiotics and painkillers
i hate - germs and that burning sensation

by **tangofingers** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:08 pm

noclip wrote:about me -
i am having the week off work because when i try to make wee-wee blood comes out instead.
i love - antibiotics and painkillers
i hate - germs and that burning sensation

Eurgh. Are you sure you're not starting your period?

by **noclip** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:29 pm

I realized someone was going to say that.

Sadly I realized about 2 minutes after pressing the 'submit' button.

Somewhere between my brain and this keyboard is a joke about how it can't be a period because i'm not being all aggressive and moody.

But I can't be arsed right now.

Thanks for listening

by **tangofingers** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 2:20 pm

Sorry dude, it's the standard schoolboy reply isn't it...?

So you're telling me there's blood coming out of your pisshole and you're not even slightly moody about it? I've had that happen to me a couple of times before, and I would cry and cry whenever I went for a slash. All I'm saying is it really wound me up. And no, it wasn't a period.

by **noclip** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:10 pm

im not moody about it.
cant't say im over joyed about it either.

i just hope its not a S.T.D....explaining that to the wife won't be easy

by **djtheblade** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:16 pm

It's worse when it comes out of your ass. I seem to bleed from the ass all the time, it's probably colonic cancer or similar, maybe I'll ram my fist through my stomach and pull out my sigmoid, cook it in a curry and sleep off the pain. Come to think of it, Curry is probably the culprit. I'm told that mine are very hot.

by **Bitch** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:46 am

djtheblade wrote:It's worse when it comes out of your ass. I seem to bleed from the ass all the time, it's probably colonic cancer or similar, maybe I'll ram my fist through my stomach and pull out my sigmoid, cook it in a curry and sleep off the pain. Come to think of it, Curry is probably the culprit. I'm told that mine are very hot.

It is quite likely to be haemarroids. Check with the doc in order to rule out other causes, but I am assuming that you are reasonably young. My hubby has a love of chillies (really hot chillies - I mean, we have had to sign releases saying that we will not sue if particular chilli sauces cause heart attacks) and I have never bled from the arse (except when pregnant and had haemarroids).

by **tangofingers** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:52 pm

Not even when you squeeze a really evil one out too hard?

This thread should be named 'Your Health: Ask an unprofessional"

by **noclip** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:00 pm

This is fast becoming my favorite thread.
In fact this is probably my favorite thing on the whole internet at the moment ( apart from BBW hunter of course )

Anyway people of any age can get 'roids.

I had them when i was a teenager...and the 'myth' that you can get them from sitting on cold surfaces is not, in fact, a myth.
I got them from sitting on street corners smoking instead of going to school.
Once the 'roids had cleared up i used the remaing Anusol cream to glue the pages of my Geography text book together.
Now thats f*ckin hardcore.

by **scratchrabbitt** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:11 pm

I wish i was more asian.

But that aside;

Cigs
Music
Movies
Lack of sleep
Genderbending

and food.

Breakcore, chiptune, dark ambient, dnb, power noise, gabber.

I love tofu.

I seem to be a little off topic.
Hemorrhoids suck balls, thankfully i don't and haven't had a case.

by **DroneLore** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:52 pm

im 19 and im a freshman at a large university in north carolina. I think I want to study physics and be a writer. metal took control of my life about 5 years ago but gradually the iron fist eroded and now I listen to tons of music: metal, hip-hop, country (via johnny cash), psychedelic rock, classical, kraut rock, dubstep, drum n bass, and just recently: breakcore.

i love books, I just finished Robert A. Wilson and Robert Shea's The Illuminatus! Trilogy. It was great, an absolute (and very entertaining) mind fuck. I just started William S. Burroughs - Junky. Yesterday I bought Aleister Crowley's Diary of a Drug Fiend and Nabokov's Lolita. I read a little bit of Diary of a Drug Fiend on the way back, it seems pretty cool. Crowley is pretty witty, which I certainly didn't expect.

I'm very shy. I smoke weed, I don't drink that much, I've experimented a little bit with psychedelics and intend to continue. my name is mike.

by **EricSKMN** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:41 am

Hi, I'm 27 from the US (ohio), I rant and record it with drum machines and noise. I have been doing industrial/grindcore type of stuff for awhile, and have been getting influences from breakcore lately. I'm still pretty new to it all.

Things I like: riffs, grind, gabbergrind, early industrial, noise, drum machines, sample raping, cut-ups, circuitbending, audio as an art, sketch art. graff, spoken word/prose, street performers, geeks, homeless, underdogs, conspiracy theories, DIY, insomnia

Things I don't like: most police, sugar coating reality, ignorance, alcohol, insomnia

I'm not online much since I'm constantly occupied with recording, but check up regularily.

I like Tetsuo: Iron Man.

by **Fe56** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:57 pm

We are Fe56. We do not use puny earthling singular pronouns.

More seriously, here to listen and learn mostly. Only early efforts so far.

by **producer_snafu** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:02 pm

scratchrabbitt wrote:I love tofu.

i almost read that as "i love snafu"

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