Black metal!

[Haakh Profile]

i have no any blackmetal album on my messy HDD, blackmetal is not my cup of tea but always when my ears catch some blackmetal vocal my body goes suddenly down on a floor in uncontrollable laughing spasm

i am lauging on blackmetal because these vocals are really silly for me, especially if i know that blackmetalguys take their music serious.

Okok, breakcore vocals also can be very funny but when i am listening breakcore (now i mean mashedup face of this genre) i am only smiling because i know breakcore is never serious...

...coz it's overgrotesqued-core genre

[Darc Profile]

i always was more into the funny over the top black metal bands, you know, the little bands you see playing at your local graveyard, smashing crosses and looking krieg. Not that i liked their music, it was just funny as shit

[Draegg Profile]

Children of Bodom are awesome, although I've noticed Laiho's vocals have reduced in quality a bit since Blooddrunk.... also, I'm not sure if they'd count as black metal or melodic death, but whatever.

Here in sweden we count them as gay they really suck if you ask me

[d0tb3 Profile]

black metal isn't my cup of tea. if you ask me, death is the only good metal genre :p

[Doornen Profile Website]

BLACK FUNERAL - Az-I-Dahak & Ordog are terrific. lead person apparently has a lot in terms of occultisic studies/knowledge, which shapes the lyrics a bit differently than your "typical" black metal outfit. these two releases are 100% computer generated (besides the vocals)from what i can tell, so they perhaps come off like a industrial black metal project a bit like ABORYM (they're interesting too - remember hearing an all electronic/break-esque track on "with no human intervention" if i remember correctly)

Aargh! I'm supposed to have Az-I-Dahak laying around on my old room at my parents place but haven't been able to find it for a long time : [

[hhj Profile]

Black metal is the most ridiculous 'music' that mankind has EVER known. It's not only the hilarious appearance of the band members (kiss wanna bee's) but also the cookie monster vocals (really terrifying)...*kuch* the only pure metal is DOOM, from the early Sabbath, Pagan Altar en Pentagram days till Electric Wizard and all the good doom in between. THAT'S where metal is all about PURE FUCKING DOOM!!!! (ps. most black metal bands aren't even Left Hand Path followers there just a bunch off queers talking about hate and destruction, and that's NOT where any real satanist stands for)

[hhj Profile]

Black metal is the most ridiculous 'music' that mankind has EVER known. It's not only the hilarious appearance of the band members (kiss wanna bee's) but also the cookie monster vocals (really terrifying)...*kuch* the only pure metal is DOOM, from the early Sabbath, Pagan Altar en Pentagram days till Electric Wizard and all the good doom in between. THAT'S where metal is all about PURE FUCKING DOOM!!!! (ps. most black metal bands aren't even Left Hand Path followers there just a bunch off queers talking about hate and destruction, and that's NOT where any real satanist stands for)

[hhj Profile]

Black metal is the most ridiculous 'music' that mankind has EVER known. It's not only the hilarious appearance of the band members (kiss wanna bee's) but also the cookie monster vocals (really terrifying)...*kuch* the only pure metal is DOOM, from the early Sabbath, Pagan Altar en Pentagram days till Electric Wizard and all the good doom in between. THAT'S where metal is all about PURE FUCKING DOOM!!!! (ps. most black metal bands aren't even Left Hand Path followers there just a bunch off queers talking about hate and destruction, and that's NOT where any real satanist stands for)

[hhj Profile]

Black metal is the most ridiculous 'music' that mankind has EVER known. It's not only the hilarious appearance of the band members (kiss wanna bee's) but also the cookie monster vocals (really terrifying)...*kuch* the only pure metal is DOOM, from the early Sabbath, Pagan Altar en Pentagram days till Electric Wizard and all the good doom in between. THAT'S where metal is all about PURE FUCKING DOOM!!!! (ps. most black metal bands aren't even Left Hand Path followers there just a bunch off queers talking about hate and destruction, and that's NOT where any real satanist stands for)

[kosmonavt Profile Website]

Black metal is the most ridiculous 'music' that mankind has EVER known. It's not only the hilarious appearance of the band members (kiss wanna bee's) but also the cookie monster vocals (really terrifying)...*kuch* the only pure metal is DOOM, from the early Sabbath, Pagan Altar en Pentagram days till Electric Wizard and all the good doom in between. THAT'S where metal is all about PURE FUCKING DOOM!!!! (ps. most black metal bands aren't even Left Hand Path followers there just a bunch off queers talking about hate and destruction, and that's NOT where any real satanist stands for)

what ever. satanism is gay anyway. tr00 or not

[EllaGuru9.5.32 Profile]

Watch this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4M5itOuPu8

Then, that picture, a the same time

Priceless.


I like early Mayhem, but i fucking prefer doom, stoner and drone metal.