How to Make Glitcy Breakcore using Ol' Zalty's Technique
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How to Make Glitcy Breakcore using Ol' Zalty's Technique
by badiKal » Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:29 am
1. Y'see youngins. There was once a time when an honest man could make some disgusting breaks using nothing but a bottle of grape juices and some knives.
2.Now'adays, you kids are getting all yer fancy FrenoiseLooprotools StudiabletonLive!VSTPackageLoopProfessionalProducerEdition Midi-ControllerNetworkingCompatable802.11qDeluxe.
3.NO LONGER!
4.First of all, You need to call your local wizard. He'll provide the King Cobra and the Mescaline.
5.The next step is vital. You must create a God. A blood thirsty Ethereal God of Breakcore. Pick a name. I call mine Frater Sheosyrath.
5.Your god will naturally not have a midi output jack, so some modifications are needed.
5.Ingest the Cobra and the Mescaline. Time to find your soldering iron!
8.Solder a jack into a physical manifestation of your God. I used my own forehead.
9.1.(If you're out of solder, use corn meal. It is a rare fact that corn mean can be used to solder midi output jacks into gods.)
9.2.(For USB jacks, Ol' Zalty recommends you Drink Yer F***in' Grape Juices, Youngin's.)
10. From there, you just need to plug in your midi jack into the computer or mixer.
11. FREUNLAVEN! You have fire!
12.(Feel free to move this to wherever.
12.1.Alternately you can ban me.
12.2.Please don't do that.
13. Whichever pleases you at the moment.)
2.Now'adays, you kids are getting all yer fancy FrenoiseLooprotools StudiabletonLive!VSTPackageLoopProfessionalProducerEdition Midi-ControllerNetworkingCompatable802.11qDeluxe.
3.NO LONGER!
4.First of all, You need to call your local wizard. He'll provide the King Cobra and the Mescaline.
5.The next step is vital. You must create a God. A blood thirsty Ethereal God of Breakcore. Pick a name. I call mine Frater Sheosyrath.
5.Your god will naturally not have a midi output jack, so some modifications are needed.
5.Ingest the Cobra and the Mescaline. Time to find your soldering iron!
8.Solder a jack into a physical manifestation of your God. I used my own forehead.
9.1.(If you're out of solder, use corn meal. It is a rare fact that corn mean can be used to solder midi output jacks into gods.)
9.2.(For USB jacks, Ol' Zalty recommends you Drink Yer F***in' Grape Juices, Youngin's.)
10. From there, you just need to plug in your midi jack into the computer or mixer.
11. FREUNLAVEN! You have fire!
12.(Feel free to move this to wherever.
12.1.Alternately you can ban me.
12.2.Please don't do that.
13. Whichever pleases you at the moment.)
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by HORSE FORCE » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:34 pm
im not getting this to work. i keep getting stuck on step 9
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by TwoThreeZero » Sat Sep 25, 2010 6:33 pm
HORSE FORCE wrote:im not getting this to work. i keep getting stuck on step 9
Make sure you grind your corn very well. If it's too lumpy/unground, it won't convert the midi signal into god-waves properly and you'll end up with some really horrible background noise and deicide.
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