I drank beers with V-snares

[Ridylan G Profile]

Once after a V-snares gig. The place got raided by the cops and i got kicked out the back door by the building owners and found myself standing in the back alleyway with Aaron Funk who was looking very confused and i looked at him and said. "you're my hero, is there anything i could do to make this expirience better for you?" and he was like Sure, I forgot my beers in that building could u go get them for me?? and I said sure and ran back in there to grab them and then when i came out of the venue he was gone... And I saw one of my friends and I was like where did he go?? And apparently he was on his way to my friends apartment so I ran there as fast as i could and beat them there and sure enough he was there. He was so happy when i had his beers but it was really funny cause he only drank one and gave me the rest. And he stuck around for a few hour while a bunch of kids who were high on E asked him a bunch of questions and he answerd as if he was being interviewd and he was really annoyed i could tell. I remember telling him my fave track of his at the time was Good Jungle and he said he really liked that track and he tried to do a remix but couldnt find the renoise file anymore it just "dissapeard" off my comp.. Anywhoo this was a really dope expirience i thought wuold be fitting to share on this forum.

[Wobbatha Christie Profile]

Once, I was just sat at home really bored and I decided to go for a walk, this was the biggest mistake of my life. It started on a cold Tuesday afternoon in North East England, somewhere between the A15 road to Sleaford and the dirt path to Peterborough. ''Right'' I said to myself, as I grabbed my favourite coat (It's was one with buttons and on each button there was a 'cooky' picture of a cat). I headed out the door and inspected the fine weather, it was cold, but the loving gush of wind soothed the graze I had on my face from doing a wicked bunny hop on my BMX, I got like 20 feet of air, then bailed, but I was supposed to do that, anyway that's another story. I came to the two roads and had to make my choice. ''Hmm, do I take the road to Sleaford or the road to Peterborough'' I thought to myself. I chose to go to Peterborough. As I began to make my way I put on my cassette player and quickly made a fast selecta' of my favourite tape, Mmm Bop, by the Hanson Brothers, this made my journey a lot more pleasant. As I was mincing down the dirt path to Peterborough, listening to the Hanson Brothers, I noticed something in the bushes that looked like two eyes! So I went to inspect...upon getting nearer to the bushes I could hear moan's of joy, this sped up the process of me investigating this mysterious character. As I pulled the bushes apart...I saw... ....
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AARON SPECTRE!

''WICKED!'' I shouted at Aaron!

Then there it was...the biggest mistake I ever made, I woke up at home with no recollection between now and that event...
Shortly a doctor arrived at my house and explained that you should never startle a Aaron Spectre..

The end.

[SweetPeaPod]

HaHaHahah

[my little pony Profile]

OMG you swapped DNA!

can I touch you?

[Feutus Lapdance Profile Website]

"you're my hero, is there anything i could do to make this expirience better for you?" Joure lucky he only wanted beer..

[producer_snafu Profile Website]

i would be annoyed also if a bunch of fan boys were on my dick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9G1sdo8UTY


this chick used to stalk him
http://www.youtube.com/user/EmceeHilda

[Feutus Lapdance Profile Website]

She looks hot...

[AfA62 Profile Website]

Once, I was just sat at home really bored and I decided to go for a walk, this was the biggest mistake of my life. It started on a cold Tuesday afternoon in North East England, somewhere between the A15 road to Sleaford and the dirt path to Peterborough. ''Right'' I said to myself, as I grabbed my favourite coat (It's was one with buttons and on each button there was a 'cooky' picture of a cat). I headed out the door and inspected the fine weather, it was cold, but the loving gush of wind soothed the graze I had on my face from doing a wicked bunny hop on my BMX, I got like 20 feet of air, then bailed, but I was supposed to do that, anyway that's another story. I came to the two roads and had to make my choice. ''Hmm, do I take the road to Sleaford or the road to Peterborough'' I thought to myself. I chose to go to Peterborough. As I began to make my way I put on my cassette player and quickly made a fast selecta' of my favourite tape, Mmm Bop, by the Hanson Brothers, this made my journey a lot more pleasant. As I was mincing down the dirt path to Peterborough, listening to the Hanson Brothers, I noticed something in the bushes that looked like two eyes! So I went to inspect...upon getting nearer to the bushes I could hear moan's of joy, this sped up the process of me investigating this mysterious character. As I pulled the bushes apart...I saw... ....
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AARON SPECTRE!

''WICKED!'' I shouted at Aaron!

Then there it was...the biggest mistake I ever made, I woke up at home with no recollection between now and that event...
Shortly a doctor arrived at my house and explained that you should never startle a Aaron Spectre..

The end.

hahahaha!

[HORSE FORCE Profile Website]

i drank beers with vsnares in nyc about a year and a half ago. otto von shirach was opening for him, so i went backstage with him and his crew and started drinking the rider booze that they had. by the time vsnares' set was done, i was pretty far gone. i'm pretty sure i asked him why there werent any hot girls at his show.

vnsnares "i dont know man"
horse "probably cause your music is in 7/8"
vsnares "hey is that my becks in your hand"
horse "yeah i think so, do you want it?"

[Ridylan G Profile]

Ya and the next time he came to van I chilled with him again and he said that Logic was for grannys.

[S2K08 Profile]

that aaron spectre story is epic there

I ate cornflakes out of a watermelon while riding bumper cars with venetian snares, once. Another time we had a dukes of hazzard marathon and ended fighting over which one of us would get daisy duke in a real life situation. I won.

[Wobbatha Christie Profile]

that aaron spectre story is epic there

I ate cornflakes out of a watermelon while riding bumper cars with venetian snares, once. Another time we had a dukes of hazzard marathon and ended fighting over which one of us would get daisy duke in a real life situation. I won.

I'd like some more detail, what kind of Corn Flakes? Kellogs? Shitty own brand? Was the water melon ripe and what was the texture like? What manoeuvres were used in this fight? Was you both naked? Did you take pictures? Would it be possible to send me them?

[SweetPeaPod]

i drank beers with HorseForce once. i caught him smoking weed in the basement of this party we were at (lady scraper/ebola/babyshaker) and he tried to deny it. not five minutes later we were both on the street smoking and pissing off this big black bouncer at the spot just next to ours. A Fury was walking down the street and we got him to come into our party. (instead of whatever he was originally planning on doing that Sat night in NYC) Now, this is dope 'cause there's already another Fury inside the party... Fate brushed my shoulder like a weeping willow gusted over a broken grave. it was almost magic when Fury2 entered the front door... And it couldn't've happened if HorseForce and i didn't like to get high so goddamn much... thanx weed

[S2K08 Profile]

that aaron spectre story is epic there

I ate cornflakes out of a watermelon while riding bumper cars with venetian snares, once. Another time we had a dukes of hazzard marathon and ended fighting over which one of us would get daisy duke in a real life situation. I won.

I'd like some more detail, what kind of Corn Flakes? Kellogs? Shitty own brand? Was the water melon ripe and what was the texture like? What manoeuvres were used in this fight? Was you both naked? Did you take pictures? Would it be possible to send me them?

No, I actually just spent the whole time telling him what his style is, while also telling him about his image and the way he plays how he's so unique, asking him how he made his stuff, i HAD to ask where he gets his inspiration from, I wear tight jeans pink t-shirts and i dont smoke, I am a wanker.

[Wobbatha Christie Profile]

*Puffs out cheeks* HUUUUUUUUUUH! HUUUUUUUUUUUUH! EVERYONE HUUUUUUUUUH! STOP HUUUUUUUUUUH COPYING ME AND STOP LOOKING AT ME EATING MY BREAKFAST, DONT LOOK AT ME WHEN I EAT