I Hate Breakcore

by **l urk** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:14 pm

New...Story!

In the deep amazon lurked mystial creatures called dots,

by **yonosoyelquesoy** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:52 pm

they were evil and morbid, one day they start to change and became blood sucking vampires with rapist desires and an incontrollable psychopathic lust...

by **Matt the Hippie** » Fri May 22, 2009 8:16 pm

for LOVE!

by **MarkyPoo** » Sat May 23, 2009 1:21 pm

Which Led Them To Mark Winter And Then Things Just Got GAY

by **Gazmatic** » Sat May 23, 2009 2:36 pm

.....more gay than not being able to piss for a month-and-three-quaters.....

by **yonosoyelquesoy** » Sun May 31, 2009 6:04 pm

but one day in the middle of the jungle they start to hear some weird magickal voices and then drums and snares going so fast that their mysctical influences made their vampiric testicles started to bloom and their penises were getting harder and harder and of course there it was a party called "breakcore gives me wood" they were touring in the deep amazonian jungle in the year 2098.

by **The Konnissurz** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:55 pm

When suddendly mozart showed up and....

by **rokhausen** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:03 pm

brandishing a corked vial of liquid in his upheld hand declared...

by **CoReCoNTAx** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:20 am

war upon all dubstep,funky house and trance listning pricks

by **yonosoyelquesoy** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:26 pm

...when he said this Bethoween was there trying to listening but he coudnt undersand so he went to the time machine and started to cry...
While he was all alone in the dark. The vampires were masturbating and cuming like there was no tomorrrow and maybe they were right because
Mozart was really into the declared war so he found granades, pistols, bombs, and all the arsenal he had and then the noises deep in the jungle started to sound so loud that Bethoween could hear and he starts to allucinate like he high on...

by **Infekkted** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:45 pm

....a really big ladder which led to the planet Gorgonzola,famous for its luxury hotels and shemale priests of the...

by **producer_snafu** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:43 pm

author dies of heart attack end of thread

by **Infekkted** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:19 pm

or was it?

by **producer_snafu** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:45 pm

indeed it was

the end.

by **divtech** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:05 am

but in monty python the author died of a heart attack and the story went on

or maybe it was the illustrator...

I Hate Breakcore

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