I Hate Breakcore

by **Benn Virus** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:13 am

Thallium wrote:What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a breakcore producer?
A tattoo.

HAHA! that was a good one!

by **MarkyPoo** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:47 am

Q: What Do You Call Paying To See A Breakcore Producer With No Legs?
A: Pity.

Alternately

Q: What Do You Call Paying To See A Breakcore Producer?
A: Pity.

by **Thallium** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:38 pm

What do you call a breakcore forum member who capitalises every word he types?

Annoying.

by **niqq** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:11 am

thallium owned markypoo there didnt he :p

by **Babylon Disco** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:21 am

niqq wrote:thallium owned markypoo there didnt he :p

She, ffs. SHE.

by **MarkyPoo** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:10 am

Q.What Do You Call A Shitty Attempt To Make Up For Previous Ownage?

A.This...

by **xTxRxAxVxIxSx** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:06 am

by **noclip** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:38 pm

people from outside the UK might not get these but here goes....

Q - Whats the difference between 'uncle' Garry Glitter and Venetian Snares?

A - Flared trousers

Q - Whats the difference between Aushwitz and the bangface weekender?

A - They used the showers at Aushwitz.

wakka-wakka

by **scratchrabbitt** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:26 pm

LMAO, that's terrible. I like it :]

by **Mathlovsky** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:42 pm

Vephor wrote:Q: How many breakcore producers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I don't know, they keep breaking it and calling it music.

hahaha awesome !!

by **Thallium** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:35 am

noclip wrote:Q - Whats the difference between Aushwitz and the bangface weekender?

A - They used the showers at Aushwitz.

I'm going straight to hell for laughing at that. :/

by **weyheyhey !!** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:47 am

Thallium wrote:What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a breakcore producer?
A tattoo.

oh dear. i have a pretty woman tattooed on my left arm. And I seem to recall the type of music I produce sounding a bit like breakcore. oh myyyy :/

oh and I wish that dude With The Uppercase Shit would pack it in. it's very fucking annoying to read.

by **producer_snafu** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:38 am

what did The Flashbulb say to the trashcan?

put a lid on it.

by **cuttingagent** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:45 am

that actually wasn't bad snaf.

by **producer_snafu** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:58 pm

cuttingagent wrote:that actually wasn't bad snaf.

that just proves yer an idiot and you like 3rd grade humor, JOKES ON YOU NIGGA!!!!

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