I Hate Breakcore

by **DroneLore** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:16 pm

How do you get a breakcore producer in a car?

Throw in a welfare check.

How do you get him out of the car?

Throw in a job application.

by **redzn** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:21 pm

s: well bob, how do you feel after going to a breakcore fest? what was the music like ?
b: i don't remember well but i suddenly find the urge to wear pink and walk around with a bucket on my head

by **redzn** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:46 pm

r: hey man, did you know what happened?
t: no, what is wrong
r: francis shot himself
t: omg! why ?
r: overdose breakcore
t: augh, there is no way to counter that
r: poor francis

by **deadswallows** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:00 pm

ishkabum wrote:what did the chicken say to the breakcore kid?

bacaaaack

lol

wicked

by **deadswallows** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:02 pm

disco wrote:chuck norris

by **producer_snafu** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:47 pm

deadswallows wrote:
disco wrote:chuck norris

chuck norris is sooo 2005

that dude has always looked like he was 40, now that nigga looks like he has aids.

and i am not saying that to diss the dude, but he has thinned out a bit and the dude is starting to sport his grey hairs.

it's crazy, i trip out about how people i seen as a kid now look older.

just means i am getting older meself.

by **dvynx** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:28 pm

what does a breakcore artist and a scatologist have in common?

they both sample their shit.

by **dvynx** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:35 pm

if chuck norris kicked satan really hard in the stomach, what would come out satan's ass?

breakcore

by **Feutus Lapdance** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:49 am

A breakcore producer walks into a bar, walks to the bar tender and orders a Martini.
Sudently the breakcore producer starts vomithing glas, he puls down his pants and he start spank himself while he is jurking of. While he is just coming al over the other persons in the bar he screams this is SPARTA...and he start to shoot the people in the bar whit a shotgun. Than A monky coms into the bar and the monky and the Breakcore producer are having sex on a pile of death peaple.
1 of the costumers next to the bartender speaks..this is strange?????Jep, sas the bartender, he normely orders a wodka.

by **T_rak_T** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:36 pm

Q: Why is breakcore gay?
A: Because I put my cock in it.

Here's another.

Q: What do you get, when you mix breakcore, with an owl?
A: My ass

by **brokoloid** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:22 am

Q: Does a breakcore producer eat?
A: No. All money he has are for his internet and electricity bills...

based on true story :shock:

by **3sp3k4** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:30 pm

another bad joke for you to cry on
set at a very conservative, christian family:

son: dad i think i am hard gay.
dad: ... well at least you don't like breakcore... or, do you!?

by **primeur** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:30 pm

keeeeeeeeeelalaaa

by **divtech** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:18 am

these need to be ressurected

whats worse than breakcore:

jews

by **brokoloid** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:33 pm

divtech wrote:these need to be ressurected

whats worse than breakcore:

jews

jews who listen to jump-up dnb

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