Breakcore Jokes
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- djtheblade
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by djtheblade » Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:38 pm
Q: What's better than nailing a baby to a wall?
A: Tearing it down again
Q: How do you get a baby out of an acid bath?
A: A straw
Q: How do you stop a baby from crying?
A: Take your bleeding cock out of its ass
These aren't even Breakcore jokes, urrrrrm, let me think of some and I'll get back to you.
A: Tearing it down again
Q: How do you get a baby out of an acid bath?
A: A straw
Q: How do you stop a baby from crying?
A: Take your bleeding cock out of its ass
These aren't even Breakcore jokes, urrrrrm, let me think of some and I'll get back to you.
- Invaderzim
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by Invaderzim » Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:03 am
Q: Whats better than fucking a dead baby?
A: Fucking a dead baby while listening to breakcore.
Q: Whats better than fucking a dead baby while listening to breakcore?
A: NOTHING!!!!
A: Fucking a dead baby while listening to breakcore.
Q: Whats better than fucking a dead baby while listening to breakcore?
A: NOTHING!!!!
- johndecision
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by johndecision » Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:08 pm
how do you know if a breakcore producer is knocking on your front door?
it never is. they don't leave their bedrooms
it never is. they don't leave their bedrooms
by kvkvg » Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:00 pm
George W. Bush and Tony Blair are sitting in the oval room of the White House, discussing their recent plans for War on the East.
Amidst discussions, Mrs. Bush walks into the room, carrying a tray of Tea and biscuits.
Mrs. Bush asks them
"What are you talking about fellers?"
George W. sits looking smug and begins to explain his plans.
"Well, we are going to go to war with the east. We have a plan we think will work" he says.
"Using our own special weapons of destruction, We're going to kill 10,000,000 muslims and 1 breakcore producer."
Mrs. Bush looks puzzled
"Why are you going to kill a breakcore producer??" she asks.
Tony jumps from his seat and exclaims:
"See, I told you the plan was flawless! I told you no-one would ask about the Muslims!"
Amidst discussions, Mrs. Bush walks into the room, carrying a tray of Tea and biscuits.
Mrs. Bush asks them
"What are you talking about fellers?"
George W. sits looking smug and begins to explain his plans.
"Well, we are going to go to war with the east. We have a plan we think will work" he says.
"Using our own special weapons of destruction, We're going to kill 10,000,000 muslims and 1 breakcore producer."
Mrs. Bush looks puzzled
"Why are you going to kill a breakcore producer??" she asks.
Tony jumps from his seat and exclaims:
"See, I told you the plan was flawless! I told you no-one would ask about the Muslims!"
by BOKO91 » Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:27 pm
Q. Whats got 8 legs and makes breakcore girls scream?
A. Gang rape
Q. Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?
A. Coz he listened 2 to much Drumcorps and killed his wife
Q. whats the difference between a dead baby and a breakcore producer?
A. I didn't bury a breakcore producer in the woods last nite!
A. Gang rape
Q. Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?
A. Coz he listened 2 to much Drumcorps and killed his wife
Q. whats the difference between a dead baby and a breakcore producer?
A. I didn't bury a breakcore producer in the woods last nite!
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