Breakcore Jokes
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by AceTech » Tue May 29, 2007 10:32 am
q: What does a breakcore fan say after the drugs wears off?
a: 'Man, this music sucks!
*edit: here is one I just invented in the shower:
q: What does an independet producer do after he got himself a normal, decent job?
a: Wake up and realize it was only a nightmare
a: 'Man, this music sucks!
*edit: here is one I just invented in the shower:
q: What does an independet producer do after he got himself a normal, decent job?
a: Wake up and realize it was only a nightmare
by Mmm » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:40 pm
Q: How do you know Breakcore sucks?
A: When everyone in a soulseek chat room makes it.
In soviet mother russia, core breaks you!
Q: How much breakcore producers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three, one to hold the chair, the second to change the lightbulb and a third one to make crappy breakcore on FL.
A: When everyone in a soulseek chat room makes it.
In soviet mother russia, core breaks you!
Q: How much breakcore producers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three, one to hold the chair, the second to change the lightbulb and a third one to make crappy breakcore on FL.
by Mmm » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:05 am
Q: Why do Breakcore producers always try to make crossovers between Breakcore and another style?
A: Because Breakcore sucks
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from a Breakcore show.
I'm on a roll
A: Because Breakcore sucks
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from a Breakcore show.
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by JohnMerrik » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:48 am
INSTANT CLASSICS!!!
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Re: Breakcore Jokes
by deathmash » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:15 am
JohnMerrik wrote:LOLZ! OMG ROFL!!! (and all that)
Rules, Post a joke, then the other people read it, then they a joke, together the world is a better place.
Ill start.
Q : Whats the hardest thing about being a breakcore producer?
A : Telling your parents your gay.
lol wtf .... is that true? are most breakcore artists gay
i know fucking well aint
Re: Breakcore Jokes
by fap* » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:17 pm
deathmash wrote:JohnMerrik wrote:LOLZ! OMG ROFL!!! (and all that)
Rules, Post a joke, then the other people read it, then they a joke, together the world is a better place.
Ill start.
Q : Whats the hardest thing about being a breakcore producer?
A : Telling your parents your gay.
lol wtf .... is that true? are most breakcore artists gay
i know fucking well aint
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no ppl are just replacing TRANCE DJ with breakcore artist. cuz all the trance djs are totally gh3y.
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by JohnMerrik » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:12 pm
Q : How do you make a room full of breakcore kids laugh?
A : Aids.
Q: Did you hear about the breakcore kid who got fired from the Sperm Bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job.
Q: What do get if you cross a breakcore kid with a gorilla?
A: A dumb gorilla.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning breakcore producuer?.
A: No?..Good.
Q: Why do breakcore fans smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
A : Aids.
Q: Did you hear about the breakcore kid who got fired from the Sperm Bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job.
Q: What do get if you cross a breakcore kid with a gorilla?
A: A dumb gorilla.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning breakcore producuer?.
A: No?..Good.
Q: Why do breakcore fans smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
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Re: Breakcore Jokes
by deathmash » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:50 am
oh hahahahafap* wrote:deathmash wrote:JohnMerrik wrote:LOLZ! OMG ROFL!!! (and all that)
Rules, Post a joke, then the other people read it, then they a joke, together the world is a better place.
Ill start.
Q : Whats the hardest thing about being a breakcore producer?
A : Telling your parents your gay.
lol wtf .... is that true? are most breakcore artists gay
i know fucking well aint
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no ppl are just replacing TRANCE DJ with breakcore artist. cuz all the trance djs are totally gh3y.
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by hate_raiser » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:21 pm
how my breakcore producers does it take to change a lightbulb?
some one needs to think of a really good punchline i can't think of one yet
some one needs to think of a really good punchline i can't think of one yet
by fap* » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:06 pm
hate_raiser wrote:how my breakcore producers does it take to change a lightbulb?
some one needs to think of a really good punchline i can't think of one yet
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14, 1 to change the bulb and 13 to complain that they like old one better.
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by miskibaul » Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:47 am
Q: what do you tell a breakcore producer with two black eyes?
A: nothing, they already done told themselves....twice
Q: how does a breakcore artist masturbate?
A: by downloading his/her own music on ihatebreakcore.com
Q: why did the breakcore artist cross the road?
A: to find his/her talent
Q: why don't trance dj's diss breakcore artists?
A: its too easy
A: nothing, they already done told themselves....twice
Q: how does a breakcore artist masturbate?
A: by downloading his/her own music on ihatebreakcore.com
Q: why did the breakcore artist cross the road?
A: to find his/her talent
Q: why don't trance dj's diss breakcore artists?
A: its too easy
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