Why girlz have boobs?
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Why girlz have boobs?
by kikker » Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:15 pm
Why Girlz have boobs..
I'm gonna tell you guys a story about : The reason why boob are here. I know that it sound so strange But there is a reason why boobs exist... uhm yeah.. -_- boobs. (my english sucks xD)
Lets start telling it:
Many centuries ago when planet earth wasn't there yet and God ( kuch kuch )was there up high in the space, God felt lonely. He tought I wanna talk to things, so he made the things that called Angels.But he made a mistake. He made only manly Angels and he tought: "Well I miss something in my life."
So the dude made planets . He thought: DAMN these planets are ugly!! Let me make a new one."
So he made the fuking earth with pretty animals. And then he made something he should had never make. Adam.
Adam there on erth eating and play with animals. But than Adam felt so lonely.He found out that the thing between his lags had a function. So adam tried the thing out on the animals xD and he missed someting. God saw it and thought :"hhmmm let me give Adam a thing I never had ."
So the almighty God created a Women!She called Eva. He gave the women to Adam and so Adam Banged his why to Eva. Then he felt something.. Something that felt so soft and he gently sqeeuzed in it . And he screamed BOOBBBB ( means YYEAAH in caveman language)
He felt so happy with those boobs! He never felt anything like that before and he got so good laid that he really loved it.
So God made boobs cuz without it the sex was less usefull and without it Girls wouldn't be girls.
I'm gonna tell you guys a story about : The reason why boob are here. I know that it sound so strange But there is a reason why boobs exist... uhm yeah.. -_- boobs. (my english sucks xD)
Lets start telling it:
Many centuries ago when planet earth wasn't there yet and God ( kuch kuch )was there up high in the space, God felt lonely. He tought I wanna talk to things, so he made the things that called Angels.But he made a mistake. He made only manly Angels and he tought: "Well I miss something in my life."
So the dude made planets . He thought: DAMN these planets are ugly!! Let me make a new one."
So he made the fuking earth with pretty animals. And then he made something he should had never make. Adam.
Adam there on erth eating and play with animals. But than Adam felt so lonely.He found out that the thing between his lags had a function. So adam tried the thing out on the animals xD and he missed someting. God saw it and thought :"hhmmm let me give Adam a thing I never had ."
So the almighty God created a Women!She called Eva. He gave the women to Adam and so Adam Banged his why to Eva. Then he felt something.. Something that felt so soft and he gently sqeeuzed in it . And he screamed BOOBBBB ( means YYEAAH in caveman language)
He felt so happy with those boobs! He never felt anything like that before and he got so good laid that he really loved it.
So God made boobs cuz without it the sex was less usefull and without it Girls wouldn't be girls.
by phleg » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:20 am
Bibine wrote:Boob is nothing more than the human version of that
well, its a big boob anyway, who feel thirsty?
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by l urk » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:40 pm
Why do girls hav 2 boobs? 
Dogs and cats are having more than one offspring at a time so they need more nipples. Human are designed to have normally one baby at a time so two are sufficient.
Also think of the followings -
If they had four a man would also require four hands.
There would been lesser space or smaller in size on a slim figure.
Designing a bra would have been more complex - can you imagine four cups with five suspenders !!!
The word BOOB would have to be bigger like BOOOOB or BOOOOOOB, depending on number you like.
The name of the mobile brand O2 would have to be named O4 or O6.
Ti.....F....K would have been more difficult.
the list can be made bigger
Be happy whatever you have got.
Dogs and cats are having more than one offspring at a time so they need more nipples. Human are designed to have normally one baby at a time so two are sufficient.
Also think of the followings -
If they had four a man would also require four hands.
There would been lesser space or smaller in size on a slim figure.
Designing a bra would have been more complex - can you imagine four cups with five suspenders !!!
The word BOOB would have to be bigger like BOOOOB or BOOOOOOB, depending on number you like.
The name of the mobile brand O2 would have to be named O4 or O6.
Ti.....F....K would have been more difficult.
the list can be made bigger
Be happy whatever you have got.
by rokhausen » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:56 pm
wow, this guy didn't even make it to 3 posts. do we have some sort of darwin-type award we can give out to people like this?
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